Zakxuckyim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive bird.

Zakxuckyim created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakxuckyim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zakxuckyim, he will not care at all.

Zakxuckyim's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zakxuckyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.