Shavdudcit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent snake.

Shavdudcit created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Shavdudcit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Shavdudcit, he will jump up and down on your head.

Shavdudcit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Shavdudcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never skip near voles.