Rutvan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered horse.

Rutvan created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Rutvan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rutvan, she will destroy your favourite star.

Rutvan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rutvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about snakes.