Zogcidzan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever rhinoceros.

Zogcidzan created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogcidzan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zogcidzan, it will turn you into a dog.

Zogcidzan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Zogcidzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zogcidzan.

5. Never talk about fire.