Sidarpdad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, irritating walrus.

Sidarpdad created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sidarpdad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sidarpdad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sidarpdad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sidarpdad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sidarpdad.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never jump near great tits.