Missigciss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional crab.

Missigciss created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Missigciss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Missigciss, it will have a low opinion of you.

Missigciss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Missigciss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Missigciss.

2. Never paint your back green.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.