Yoksadflow is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, loving bird.

Yoksadflow created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoksadflow, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yoksadflow, he will jump up and down on your head.

Yoksadflow's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Yoksadflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Hide if five doves approach from the east.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not commit murder.