Gunsawfod is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident wyvern.

Gunsawfod created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunsawfod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gunsawfod, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gunsawfod's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gunsawfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face brown.

2. Always help swans.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.