Fotpadsin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonest cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fotpadsin created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Fotpadsin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fotpadsin, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fotpadsin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fotpadsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.