Tin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent chicken.

Tin created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.