Venpodcen is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable weasel.

Venpodcen created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Venpodcen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Venpodcen, he will turn you into a plant.

Venpodcen's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Venpodcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.