Pogcensug is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, happy monkey.

Pogcensug created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogcensug, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pogcensug, it will turn you into a slug.

Pogcensug's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Pogcensug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Pogcensug loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear cyan ear rings.