Armcissfosskab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying fly.

Armcissfosskab created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armcissfosskab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Armcissfosskab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Armcissfosskab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Armcissfosskab's Holy Commandments

1. Armcissfosskab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Worship no other gods but Armcissfosskab.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never laugh in holy places.