Sidtipmot is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, loving whale.

Sidtipmot created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Sidtipmot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sidtipmot, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sidtipmot's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sidtipmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not take Sidtipmot's name in vain.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Never wear orange shirts.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.