Vedpibpan Ditcendog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart cobra.

Vedpibpan Ditcendog created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedpibpan Ditcendog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vedpibpan Ditcendog, it will turn you into a goat.

Vedpibpan Ditcendog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vedpibpan Ditcendog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help sick doves.