Bellcattigfligpidvigmum is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, resourceful
skunk.
Bellcattigfligpidvigmum created an electron six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bellcattigfligpidvigmum, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bellcattigfligpidvigmum, he will curse you with boils.
Bellcattigfligpidvigmum's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Bellcattigfligpidvigmum's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellcattigfligpidvigmum.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.