Bellcattigfligpidvigmum is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, resourceful skunk.

Bellcattigfligpidvigmum created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellcattigfligpidvigmum, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellcattigfligpidvigmum, he will curse you with boils.

Bellcattigfligpidvigmum's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bellcattigfligpidvigmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellcattigfligpidvigmum.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.