Wabkimgod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable eagle.

Wabkimgod created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabkimgod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wabkimgod, it will send you a sign.

Wabkimgod's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wabkimgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Hide from red goats for they are unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.