Bogpoppoparncedlunwotcub is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm badger.

Bogpoppoparncedlunwotcub created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogpoppoparncedlunwotcub, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bogpoppoparncedlunwotcub, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bogpoppoparncedlunwotcub's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bogpoppoparncedlunwotcub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven shrews approach from the north.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.