Ruttnanyart is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, emotional pig.

Ruttnanyart created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnanyart, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ruttnanyart, it will turn you into a duck.

Ruttnanyart's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ruttnanyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ruttnanyart.

5. Never write about gravity.