Tinventad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous chicken.

Tinventad created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinventad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tinventad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tinventad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tinventad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tinventad.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not speak about apples.