Mabtiptail is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, charitable salamander.

Mabtiptail created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Mabtiptail, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mabtiptail, she will turn you into a rock.

Mabtiptail's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mabtiptail's Holy Commandments

1. Mabtiptail must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabtiptail.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.