Rillsafomt is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, witty fairy.

Rillsafomt created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillsafomt, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rillsafomt, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rillsafomt's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rillsafomt's Holy Commandments

1. Rillsafomt must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.