Pidgomhas is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud wasp.

Pidgomhas created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Pidgomhas, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidgomhas, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pidgomhas' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pidgomhas' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Do not shave your feet.