Diddavrig Fligweedibpang is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented shrew.

Diddavrig Fligweedibpang created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Diddavrig Fligweedibpang, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Diddavrig Fligweedibpang, she will jump up and down on your head.

Diddavrig Fligweedibpang's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Diddavrig Fligweedibpang's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Never sing near tortoises.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the west.