Mincudken is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, cheerful meerkat.

Mincudken created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mincudken, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mincudken, it will cry a lot.

Mincudken's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mincudken's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.