Linbatvog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, loving turtle.

Linbatvog created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linbatvog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Linbatvog, he will be very sad.

Linbatvog's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Linbatvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Linbatvog must be the most important thing in your life.