Cudhothon Pomsomquat Libbepsataf is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, deceitful crab.

Cudhothon Pomsomquat Libbepsataf created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudhothon Pomsomquat Libbepsataf, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cudhothon Pomsomquat Libbepsataf, he will torture you forever.

Cudhothon Pomsomquat Libbepsataf's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cudhothon Pomsomquat Libbepsataf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Worship no other gods but Cudhothon Pomsomquat Libbepsataf.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.