Nadrenbog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, almighty elephant.

Nadrenbog created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadrenbog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nadrenbog, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nadrenbog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nadrenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Never hurt manatees.

5. Do not cook food in pots.