Zoddoncen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, effective ferret.

Zoddoncen created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zoddoncen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zoddoncen, it will destroy your home planet.

Zoddoncen's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Zoddoncen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. You must pray to Zoddoncen seven times a day.

5. Do not take Zoddoncen's name in vain.