Vadzastdun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Vadzastdun created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadzastdun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadzastdun, it will turn you into a rock.

Vadzastdun's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vadzastdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vadzastdun.

5. Always help pigs in need.