Lapzemkom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sapient dragonfly.

Lapzemkom created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lapzemkom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lapzemkom, she will have a low opinion of you.

Lapzemkom's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Lapzemkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never write about stars.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Never look at nebulae.