Fondubgondunshav is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident shrew.

Fondubgondunshav created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fondubgondunshav, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fondubgondunshav, he will turn you into a slug.

Fondubgondunshav's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fondubgondunshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never hurt bats.
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