Gidbithad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, smart dove.

Gidbithad created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidbithad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gidbithad, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gidbithad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gidbithad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Never play with disobedient children.