Flowdavyarp is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, merciful
finch.
Flowdavyarp created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flowdavyarp, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Flowdavyarp, it will turn you into a snail.
Flowdavyarp's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Flowdavyarp's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair green.
2. Flowdavyarp loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Run away from orange foxes, for they are unholy.
5. You must pray to Flowdavyarp seven times a day.