Rutlimsag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, quiet gnu.

Rutlimsag created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutlimsag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rutlimsag, she will remove you from existence.

Rutlimsag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rutlimsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.