Stipsatgem is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, sapient dog.

Stipsatgem created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipsatgem, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stipsatgem, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stipsatgem's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Stipsatgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Stipsatgem eight times a day.