Flanhapbun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise unicorn.

Flanhapbun created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Flanhapbun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flanhapbun, it will curse you with boils.

Flanhapbun's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Flanhapbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never bounce in the presence of snakes.