Ominyatpang is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow goat.

Ominyatpang created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominyatpang, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ominyatpang, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ominyatpang's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ominyatpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Always obey Ominyatpang's priests.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Ominyatpang loves pigs, so they must be respected.
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