Febfattif Pasquagmit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm raven.

Febfattif Pasquagmit created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febfattif Pasquagmit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Febfattif Pasquagmit, he will cry a lot.

Febfattif Pasquagmit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Febfattif Pasquagmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Never talk about stars.