Omtgepkamwon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, merciless frog.

Omtgepkamwon created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtgepkamwon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Omtgepkamwon, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Omtgepkamwon's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Omtgepkamwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never pour water over plants.