Cipcimfud Mifvabvig is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent
pigeon.
Cipcimfud Mifvabvig created viruses eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cipcimfud Mifvabvig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Cipcimfud Mifvabvig, it will not invite you to parties.
Cipcimfud Mifvabvig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Cipcimfud Mifvabvig's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.