Cipcimfud Mifvabvig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent pigeon.

Cipcimfud Mifvabvig created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipcimfud Mifvabvig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cipcimfud Mifvabvig, it will not invite you to parties.

Cipcimfud Mifvabvig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cipcimfud Mifvabvig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.