Cabparkcub is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, temperamental dolphin.

Cabparkcub created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cabparkcub, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cabparkcub, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cabparkcub's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cabparkcub's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Run away if eight frogs approach from the west.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Always help mice in need.
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