Ligrawdum is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic pigeon.

Ligrawdum created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligrawdum, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ligrawdum, she will not care at all.

Ligrawdum's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ligrawdum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ligrawdum first in all things.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.