Garminbast is a god.

He takes the form of a large, clever wyvern.

Garminbast created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Garminbast, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Garminbast, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Garminbast's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Garminbast's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Garminbast loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never jump in holy places.