Gutfutlop is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, blissful
snail.
Gutfutlop created silver nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gutfutlop, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gutfutlop, it will torture you forever.
Gutfutlop's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Gutfutlop's Holy Commandments1. Gutfutlop loves bats, so they must be honoured.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.
3. You must never eat bread.
4. Erect nine copper sculptures of Gutfutlop on top of important buildings.
5. Always take life seriously.