Taghenstip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humane bat.

Taghenstip created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taghenstip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Taghenstip, it will turn you into a worm.

Taghenstip's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Taghenstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Hide if seven tortoises approach from the east.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.