Tonkyogmad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing dryad.

Tonkyogmad created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkyogmad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tonkyogmad, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tonkyogmad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tonkyogmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Do not take Tonkyogmad's name in vain.