Miltigsas is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unfair rat.

Miltigsas created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Miltigsas, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Miltigsas, she will turn you into a duck.

Miltigsas' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Miltigsas' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Miltigsas.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.