Sidnadflis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, weak centaur.

Sidnadflis created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidnadflis, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sidnadflis, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sidnadflis' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sidnadflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Retreat if three mites approach from the north.

5. Never feed onions to eagles while wearing magenta ear rings.