Tomxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy frog.

Tomxuck created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomxuck, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tomxuck, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tomxuck's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tomxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Erect eight lead sculptures of Tomxuck on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed peas to mice while wearing white shirts.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.